A PRACTICAL PLANT NURSERY

1700 FELICIANA ST NEW ORLEANS, LA

OPEN SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

2:00pm-6:00PM

CLICK HERE BUY DIRTNERD ON AMAZON

CLick HERE to buy Dirt NErd Zine Trio right friggin here.

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:::THIS WEEK’S AVAILABLE BABIES:::

here is the list of what all was planted in September 2025, and so what to expect more or less in October.

BELOW IS THE BIG OL LIST OF EVERYTHING WE PLAN To GROW IN FALL/WINTER 2025

EVERYTHING SEEDED IN FEBRUARY IS BELOW HERE, Hence a good idea what to expect in MARCH :

::::This is how Deliveries work::::

Order your delivery at the product page. A list of everything that is available for any given week will come out on Tuesdays (sometimes Wednesdays) both here on the website and on instagram (@hotplantsnursery). A minimum of one flat must be ordered. Tell us what you want from the list, specifically or vaguely (ie. really want some kale but other than that just whatever herbs), and know that we can’t promise to give you exactly what you ask for, but will do the best we can with what we’ve got. It’s first come first serve for availability, so the sooner you order the more likely you’ll get precisely the plants of your dreams. Plant deliveries will come to your stoop Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

NEW PLANTS EVERY DANG WEEK. THAT CHART UP TOP OF THE PAGE IS A LIST OF WHAT ALL IS GROWN UP RIGHT NOW

YOU CAN BUY SHIRTS AND GIFT CARDS (for the website) AND ZINES AND ORDER FLATS FOR DELIVERY ON THE PRODUCTS PAGE I ALREADY SAID THAT BUT CHECK IT OUT I’M SAYING IT AGAIN.

1700 Feliciana St.

New Orleans, LA 70117

A PLANT NURSERY.

Starter plants born and bred with nature. Edible, herbal, medicinal, otherwise practical, or bust.

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What is Hot Plants?

We are a plant nursery. We grow seasonally appropriate plants that work with nature to nurture you. Our plants are grown with a Spartan love, so that they may survive the slings and arrows of the Southeast with relative ease once they are let into the world.

WE GROW FOOD PLANT BABIES FOR YOU TO MAKE FOOD WITH.

Nursery OpenSaturdays and Sundays from 9:00-5:00.

Look for our labels at garden centers and other plant friendly retailers across this great land.

 Mostly nothing beyond this point is still particularly relevant these days at least not the parts where you can buy stuff but I still like the vibe so I’m just gonna leave it okay?