This being the first thing I’ve put to paper independently since 2022; Seven interviews with plants wrapped in a tangerine chapbook/zine/booklet, beautiful illustrations by Rachel Speck, hand-bound and eager to be enjoyed.

With the exception of one or two of these, everything in here has previously been published in New Orleans’ Alternative Press bastion Antigravity Magazine under the moniker ‘Dirt Nerd’ which has since legally been taken from me by Miracle Gro and Martha Stewart, for some money but not nearly as much as it should have been. So. Here is Soil Ed, the realest Dirt Nerd, interviewing a bunch of anthropomorphized plants about how they work in your garden, in your grocery stores, in your semantics and in your history.